Alan Rickman made it to the pearly gates greeted by St Peter. St Peter asked, ""Alan Rickman, our new... celebrity. Tell me Mr Rickman what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"" Alan Rickman raised an eyebrow asked, ""I didn't think you would be a fan."" ""Oh yes,"" said St Peter, ""Truth be told you were supposed to be here ten years ago, but I intervened because I felt you should be in the series to the end. But that's not the most important reason why …