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A man on a hunt for the ""perfect"" Christmas gift A man is on the hunt for the ""perfect"" Christmas gift for his wife. He has looked high and low and has not found just the right gift. Time is getting short. It is Christmas Eve and the shops in town are starting to close. The man heads into the pet store; desperate: Clerk: Hello sir, how can I help you? Man: I need the perfect gift for my wife, what do you have? C: I have just the gift! Here is Chet the parrot. M: What is so great about Chet?

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It is a little-known fact that before becoming a singer, Bing Crosby ran a boarding school for boys in San Antonio, Texas. One of the boys who lived in the dorm was in the habit of taking off on Friday afternoons, going to Mexico, and getting drunk. But he kept his studies up during the week, and because his parents were wealthy and important trustees, the school took no action against him. However, one Friday afternoon he got together with a day student, and they both disappeared. The parents o

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