Yesterday I watched Rogue One, featuring a cameo from Carrie Fisher. One hour later she was dead. So today I'll be watching Home Alone 2.#Carrie Fisher#Dark Humor0🔗 SharePermalink →
Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... She says, ""Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."" He says, ""I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing"".#Carrie Fisher#George Micheal0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher.#David Bowie#Carrie Fisher#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo.#Carrie Fisher#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive.#Carrie Fisher#Debbie Reynolds#Keith Richards#The Rolling Stones0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days.#George Michael#Carrie Fisher#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.#George Michael#Carrie Fisher#Dark Humor0🔗 SharePermalink →
Nerd crush in Star Wars originals was Carrie Fisher. Nerd crush in Star Wars Force Awakens... The stormtrooper who yells **""TRAITOR!**#Carrie Fisher#Dating0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's a shame Carrie Fisher was on a United Airlines flight when she had her heart attack. If she was on another airline there might have been a doctor on board.#Carrie Fisher#United Airlines#Doctor#Airplane0🔗 SharePermalink →
Carrie Fisher dead at 60. Her last words were ""aren't you a little short for a grim reaper.""#Carrie Fisher#Dark Humor0🔗 SharePermalink →
Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... She says#Carrie Fisher#George Micheal0🔗 SharePermalink →