#patricia-whack

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces …

A frog walks into a bank. The frog hops up on the counter of the nearest available teller and says ""I want a loan."" Confused, the teller asks for the frog's name. ""My name is Kermit Jagger, son of Rolling Stone's legend Mick Jagger, and I want a loan"" he says. ""And what is **YOUR** name?"" ""My name is Patricia. Patricia Whack"" replied the teller. ""I'm afraid we don't normally give loans to frogs, sir"" ""Look"" said the frog. ""I'm Kermit T. Jagger. My father is **Rolling Stones legend M…

A frog went into a bank... He went to the teller's window, her name tag said ""Patricia Whack"". ""Hello Patricia,"" he said, ""I would like a 10,000 loan please."" Patricia was somewhat unsure, and replied ""We will need a guarantor, and some collateral before we could consider that."" The frog said ""That's fine, my father is Mick Jagger, and I have this as collateral."", holding up a small porcelain elephant. Patricia took the elephant, and told the frog that she would have to talk to her man…

A frog wants a loan from the bank A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. ""Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."" Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. ""Sure, how about this,"" said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elep…

A frog goes into a bank... and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday"". Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that its ok, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""sure I have this"", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, a…

Kermit Jagger A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces a tiny porcelain el…

So a frog walks into a bank... So a frog walks into this bank to apply for a bank loan. He approaches the tell and notices her name tag says Patricia Whack. He walks up to her and says, ""Miss Whack I'm here to apply for a bank loan. I need $30,000 to go on my dream vacation."" Patty is a little thrown off by this unusual request and replys, ""We usually don't give out loans that large of an amount. Especially for a dream vacation. I can help you out with some smaller loans such as our $10,000 s…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller He can tell from her name-plate her name is Patricia Whack. 'Ms. Whack I'd love to get $30,000 to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief, and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that its okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with collateral. The frog says 'sure I have this,' and he produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch tall, br…

Kermit Jagger walks into a bank and walks up to the teller, Patricia Whack and asks for a loan. The teller asks for something as collateral. Kermit produces a tiny porcelain elephant. The teller doesn't understand so Kermit asks to see the manager. The manager comes out and looks at Kermit and the tiny porcelain elephant. Patricia asks the manager what to do with the elephant? Manager says ""it's a knick-knack Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!""

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, ""Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."" Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says ""$30,000."" The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti exp…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure . I have this,"" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, abou…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack", he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday". Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger. He says that his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's okay for him to take out all of the money because he is friends with the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.…

A frog needs a loan... ...so he goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks 'Okay, well what's your name?' The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, son of the musician Mick Jagger. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, a…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny po…

A frog hops into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, …

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produc…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a t…

A frog walks into a bank... ...and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elepha…

A frog walks into a bank A frog wearing a business suit walks into a bank and goes to stand in line to wait for a teller. When it is his turn, he approaches the bank teller, whose name is Patricia Whack (don't laugh), and says "Hello, Miss, my name is Kermit Jagger, and I would like to take out a loan." Miss Whack, after shaking off her surprise, manages to keep a straight face and her professional demeanor. "Very well. What would you like to offer as collateral for your loan, to ensure that…

A frog walks into a bank ... and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti stares at the talking frog in disbelief but recovers herself quickly and asks him how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks for his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. …

There's this frog and he ... goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porc…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

A frog goes in to a bank A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller whose nametag reads ""Patricia Whack.""