A frog walks into a bank. The frog hops up on the counter of the nearest available teller and says ""I want a loan."" Confused, the teller asks for the frog's name. ""My name is Kermit Jagger, son of Rolling Stone's legend Mick Jagger, and I want a loan"" he says. ""And what is **YOUR** name?"" ""My name is Patricia. Patricia Whack"" replied the teller. ""I'm afraid we don't normally give loans to frogs, sir"" ""Look"" said the frog. ""I'm Kermit T. Jagger. My father is **Rolling Stones legend Mick Jagger**. I want a goddamn loan. Understand me? Here. I even brought collateral."" After a bit of dry heaving, flying out of the frog's mouth comes a tiny ceramic figurine. Stunned, and unsure as to what to do, the tellers picks up the slimy statue and makes her way to the bank manager's office. ""Sir, I have a...frog at my counter. He says he's Kermit T. Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and he wants a loan. He even gave me some 'collateral' in the form of this little...thing?"" The bank manager smiles. ""Relax"" he says. ""It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.""