What's the difference between Mick Jagger (the Rolling Stones) and a Scotsman? (I heard this a long time ago and all apologies to peeps of Scotland and to Mick et al) What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsmand? To Mick it's ""Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."" And to a Scotsman it's, ""Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe.""
Paddy and Mick see a sign Walking down the road in Ireland, Paddy and Mick see a sign see a sign saying ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". Paddy sighs and says, ""It's a
A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd l
A frog goes into a bank. . . . . . and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whak. So, he says, ""Mrs. Whak,
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be fi
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