#patti

A frog goes into a bank. . . . . . and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whak. So, he says, ""Mrs. Whak, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."" Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says ""$30,000."" The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000…

A frog hopped into a bank... ...dressed in a tiny tuxedo and approached the desk of first loan officer he saw. ""Good afternoon, madam. I am Francis the frog and I'd like to take out a $5000 loan."" The loan officer sat stunned for a moment then shrugged and smiled, ""I'm Patti Black and I'll be happy to assist you. In order to give out loans we do require a bit of collateral, though."" ""Certainly!"" Francis replied, producing a a tiny, white elephant from an unseen pocket and placing it upon P…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, ""Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."" Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says ""$30,000."" The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti exp…

A frog walks into a bank ... and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti stares at the talking frog in disbelief but recovers herself quickly and asks him how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks for his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. …

"My, you look different today, Ellen!" said Patti to her coworker. "Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look. What did you use – special curlers and some dramatic eye make-up?" "No," replied Ellen. "My vibrator shorted out this morning!"