A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller He can tell from her name-plate her name is Patricia Whack. 'Ms. Whack I'd love to get $30,000 to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief, and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that its okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with collateral. The frog says 'sure I have this,' and he produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains she will have to consult with bank manger and disappears into the back office. Patty finds the manager and says, 'There is a frog out there named Kermitt Jagger that claims to know you, wants to borrow 30,000, and will use this as collateral. She holds up the tiny pink elephant and asks 'I mean what in the world is this?' The bank manager looks back at her and says *'It's a nick knack patty whack give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone!'* [x-post from /r/ContagiousLaughter]