So a frog walks into a bank... So a frog walks into this bank to apply for a bank loan. He approaches the tell and notices her name tag says Patricia Whack. He walks up to her and says, ""Miss Whack I'm here to apply for a bank loan. I need $30,000 to go on my dream vacation."" Patty is a little thrown off by this unusual request and replys, ""We usually don't give out loans that large of an amount. Especially for a dream vacation. I can help you out with some smaller loans such as our $10,000 s…