#obamas

Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over.

An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim

Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps.

Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c "employment is really important right now" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her.

It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones.

2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS 2008: comin' 2009: almost 2010: any day 2011: seriously 2012: ok now 2013: i think.. 2014: nope 2015: well

well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America

Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen.

Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow.

15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!

Hey, Morgan Freeman. Donating $1M to Obama's campaign isn't going to make him get older faster so you can play him in the movie.

I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea.

*Joe Biden nibbles Obama's ear* - Please stop it *Joe whispers* Say it - No go away *angrily whispers* Say it! - ...please stop Biden my ear

Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison.

So Obama's leaving, and Trump is going into office I orange really is the new black.

What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence

Obama's no longer President January 21,2017 an old man walks up to White House gate and tells security guard: ""I want to see President Obama."" Very patiently the guard says: ""He's not President anymore."" The old man quietly walks away. January 22 same old man walks up to the gate and says: ""I want to see President Obama."" Same guard says: ""He's not President anymore."" The old man quietly walks away. January 23 same old man walks up to the gate and says: ""I want to see President Obama.""…

When looking at the list of the best 10 Presidents of the last 150 years Obama's name really jumps off the page. Because it knows it sure as hell doesn't belong there.

Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government.

Thanks, Obama! The one time the Republicans are actually happy it is Obama's fault that Trump is President.

I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.

Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong

Obama was scheduled to visit a Catholic church... An aide to President Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that President Barack Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint. The Cardinal replied, ""No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of …

If a tree falls in the woods... If a tree falls in the woods, and Republicans aren't around to hear it, is it still Obama's fault?