#morgan-freeman

[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] "He's still sleeping."

I want to see a documentary about Morgan Freeman that is narrated by wild animals.

If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever.

COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?! ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans.

Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder.

"Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?" "Okay" *Mom returns with Morgan Freeman* "I love you mom"

I wonder if Morgan Freeman will be too busy narrating his own birthday party, to actually be able to enjoy it?

If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing.

Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't.

I wonder if Morgan Freeman talks himself to sleep every night.

[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] *extended period of silence* "What the hell am I supposed to do with this..."

[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea

I like the alt-ending version of Se7en where there are donuts in that box and Morgan Freeman pulls a jug of cold milk out of his jacket

Morgan Freeman is in so many movies, I bet he just wanders onto film sets and says,"I'm in this now."

These tweets are a lot better if you imagine them being read by Morgan Freeman.

*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman

Hey, Morgan Freeman. Donating $1M to Obama's campaign isn't going to make him get older faster so you can play him in the movie.

[Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you.

[Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me. [Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot.

I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created

Me on New Year's Day: 2016 is so going to be my year! (Morgan Freeman narration): 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year.

Breaking: Man stabbed and killed Morgan Freeman 's granddaughter

Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser.. To download other browsers with Abraham Lincoln, 1863 -Morgan Freeman

Topical Jokes (5/23) Back again to deliver some fresh Thursday chuckles or smirks. Let's check what's in the news. First up, Kim Kardashian is now taking her final trip to Paris before giving birth. It is there she hopes to market a newly refined marbled brie made from her lactated tit squirts called ""Yeezy Cheezy"". Next, as if we hadn't heard enough about Anthony Weiner already. Weiner's NYC mayoral campaign has already brought up more worries of election scandal - like if he carefully stuffs…

I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life.. No offense, Morgan Freeman.. My life requires multiple uses of the word m 0therfcuker.