#morgan

Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't.

Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too.

funny puns involving Captain Morgan For Christmas i'm getting the boy i'm dating a fifth of Captain Morgan and another present. My name is Morgan and i wanted something funny to write on the bottle or card relating it back to my name.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan

I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body.

Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers.

Newly Weds Morgan and Adam have just moved into their new house.... and Morgan looks out the window and sees the neighbor's laundry hanging up to dry. ""They need some new detergent, that laundry is still dirty!"" The next morning Morgan wakes up and notices that the laundry is still dirty. This happens for the next couple of months, until one day she wakes up and sees that the laundry is clean. ""She finally got new detergent!"" Adam walks up behind her and says ""Oh no, I just woke up early an…

I was reading my emails... The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said; ""Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."" And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?

From now on, all of my posts will be written in Morgan Freeman's voice. Please re-read this one to make sure it's working.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan.

Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman