Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer

NICK CANNON: hello and welcome to america's got talent HAWK: [hiding his talons behind his back] i misunderstood the title of this show

I tweet because it's fun and I like the validation, but also because one day it'll prove to a jury how crazy I am.