#dea

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch an ounce of ganja Jack lit up and took a puff And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.

[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea

(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug

I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs. Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)

Two buddies are golfing When all of a sudden one of them falls down clutching his chest. The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911 ""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Help! I think my friend just died!"" ""Okay, calm down, the first thing you need to do is determine if he's truly dea-"" *THWACK THWACK THWACK* ""Yeah, he's dead alright. Dead and toothless. Okay what's next?

What do you get when you cross an optic with a mental object? An eye-dea. I can't take credit, because this joke was created by a computer (The STANDUP system). Below is the link to the Wikipedia page about computational humor, and a few more (albeit bad) jokes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_humor

Friend just asked if I can get good l(sd) I said, sporadically EDIT: Prob some DEA autobot on here to downvote and make sure lsd doesn't make the front page. Fight the power people! Also learn from my mistake acid and ISIS don't mix, long night

A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis

Jesus called a meeting of the disciples in Heaven... ...When they all arrive he mentions that there is a massive drug problem on Earth and they need to find a way to rid the world of it. He suggests that they all go down to Earth, all over, and bring back samples of different drugs so they can examine them and figure out the best way to rid the world of the evils of their usage. They agree and off they go. Later that day there is a knock on the Jesus' door and he goes to answer it. ""Who is it?"…

DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.

One man says:I love Mexican Coca-Cola. There's one problem with it, though. His friend replies: What's that? He answers: Well, you try saying ""GOD I LOVE MEXICAN COKE"" at the top of your lungs in public and see if you get some odd stares. Especially if anyone in the room works for the DEA.

I got a new one for you. You know how I can tell if the government smokes the pot the DEA seizes? THEY'RE paranoid and OUR rights are being taken away.

So the FBI, the DEA, and the Chicago police are looking for a bear ... This bear has been up to no good - it's suspected of running a major meth lab, money laundering, and even murder for hire. The authorities think the bear is hiding in some woods near Chi-town. The FBI go into the woods first. After a few hours, the agents come out. ""No bear in there,"" they say. ""He got away."" Then the DEA give it a try. They search the forest for 24 hours but find no suspects. Finally, the Chicago police …

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out loud, but you get the ... eye-dea.

Pronounced 'Dead' on arrival ... oops! The soon to be new parents known as Mr. & Mrs. D. were so excited, as they were just about to give birth to their brand new daughter, whom they'd already decided to name Dea D.. Just a few minutes later, a healthy baby girl popped out but was unfortunately pronounced 'Dead' on arrival by the attending nurse who apparently had significant issues with letter spacing on medical charts.

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Now we have the ""Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."" Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black outfits w…

What do you call it when the FBI and DEA do a marijuana bust together? A joint operation.

I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs.

Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan.