Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch an ounce of ganja Jack lit up and took a puff And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.

[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea

I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs. Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)

Two buddies are golfing When all of a sudden one of them falls down clutching his chest. The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911 ""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Help! I think my friend just died!"" ""Okay, calm down, the first thing you need to do is determine if he's truly dea-"" *THWACK THWACK THWACK* ""Yeah, he's dead alright. Dead and toothless. Okay what's next?