Two buddies are golfing When all of a sudden one of them falls down clutching his chest. The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911 ""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Help! I think my friend just died!"" ""Okay, calm down, the first thing you need to do is determine if he's truly dea-"" *THWACK THWACK THWACK* ""Yeah, he's dead alright. Dead and toothless. Okay what's next?
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