An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said, ""Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"" *The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. *""I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit o…

A father walks into the maternity ward.. He asks the nurse where his baby is. She points to the one, and the father starts crying. ""what a beautiful baby."" The nurse picks him up, wraps him in a blanket and hold him up to the father. As the father reaches for the baby, the nurse starts slamming the baby into the wall. Outraged, the father screams YOU KILLED MY BABY! The nurse replies ""no I didn't, it was born dead""

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a Red Belly Black Snake. ""I'll go into town for a doctor,"" the other says. He runs ten kays to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby. ""I can't leave,"" the doctor says. But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground and your mate will survive.."" The guy runs back to his friend, who is by now close to death and in ago…

An 86 year old man goes in to his yearly checkup. His doctor says, ""You're looking good, how do you feel?"" The old man says, ""I feel *great*. I have a 25 year old wife who's carrying my baby. What do you think about that?"" The doctor says, ""That reminds me of another patient I have who's about your age. He an avid hunter and never misses a season. This past year he went hunting beavers in Canada but when he got to the woods he realized he had forgotten to pack his rifle. To make the best of…