#samuel-l-jackson

How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire.

Record breaking, visionary director Steven Spielberg: 'Wanna play a dull, killed off screen character?' Samuel L Jackson: 'Sure'

[Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again.

"I'm in." - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard

Samuel L. Jackson should make alarm clocks.

Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined

What does Samuel L. Jackson say... When you're about to throw your cigarette in the street? ""Hold on to your butts."" When you're bleeding from multiple stab wounds? ""Hold on to your cuts."" When someone from Holland is forgetting their language? ""Hold on to your dutch."" When someone is being eaten by a velociraptor? ""Hold on to your guts."" When a hurricane is heading towards a South Pacific Island? ""Hold on to your huts."" When you're dangling from a cliff? ""Hold on to your juts."" When…

I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life.. No offense, Morgan Freeman.. My life requires multiple uses of the word m 0therfcuker.

How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange? He uses Pulp Friction