What does Samuel L. Jackson say... When you're about to throw your cigarette in the street? ""Hold on to your butts."" When you're bleeding from multiple stab wounds? ""Hold on to your cuts."" When someone from Holland is forgetting their language? ""Hold on to your dutch."" When someone is being eaten by a velociraptor? ""Hold on to your guts."" When a hurricane is heading towards a South Pacific Island? ""Hold on to your huts."" When you're dangling from a cliff? ""Hold on to your juts."" When you're adopting dogs from the pound? ""Hold on to your mutts."" When he's playing paintball? ""Hold onto your nuts."" When he's playing mini-golf? ""Hold on to your putts."" When you're having a bubble bath? ""Hold on to your suds."" When he picks his nose? ""Mmm hmm, this is a tasty booger!"" (edit: thanks pickles)