What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence

Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison.

*Joe Biden nibbles Obama's ear* - Please stop it *Joe whispers* Say it - No go away *angrily whispers* Say it! - ...please stop Biden my ear

I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea.