So Obama's leaving, and Trump is going into office I orange really is the new black.

What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence

Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison.

*Joe Biden nibbles Obama's ear* - Please stop it *Joe whispers* Say it - No go away *angrily whispers* Say it! - ...please stop Biden my ear