#michele

Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen.

Joe, Barrack, and Michele are out for dinner After a long day working at the White House, Obama decides to sit down for dinner with Biden and Michele. Even though he was aware of Biden's peanut allergy, Barrack decides to prank Biden by asking the White House chef to put peanuts in his food. When the food finally comes, Biden is furious. ""Barrack! I've told you many times that I am very allergic to peanuts."" Michelle steps in to defend her husband. ""Calm down Joe! Honest mistakes happen and h…

A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back.... When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, ""I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"" ""What's that on your back then???"" ""Oh, that's Michele he replies""

What is Michele Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli

Bill and the Genie Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama's new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go absolutely ballistic. Then he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant yo…

What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self.