Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the counter. In front of him there was this teller with name badge blaring ""Paddywhack"". Kermit says ""I want a loan"". She goes through usual procedure then asks him about a deposit. He places this little tiny china elephant on the bench and says ""Here's my deposit, give me a loan"". The teller replies ""I'm sorry that's really not good enough, you need money"". Kermit tells her that it's all he has and it will have to do. When the teller denies his request once more, he starts to get a bit angry. ""Do you know who my dad is? He's MICK JAGGER."" Kermit says forceably. ""I WANT YOUR MANAGER"", Kermit yells. She lets out a sigh and wanders off to find her manager. The teller explains to her manager the story about the deposit, the china elephant, and who it belongs to. The manager places his palm on his face, looks up and says, ""Jesus christ.. it's a knick knack Paddywhack, give the frog a loan.. his old man's from The Rolling Stones"". It is a cringe worthy joke, but I thought I'd share it.