[China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard! "We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing

My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China.

"Let's fly to Russia, get a bucket of water from the Caspian Sea, then put it above the door so it falls on Jeff!" - Impractical joke

What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?