Some Russian anti-war jokes
1. "Partial mobilization" is when you are drafted in whole, and returned back in parts.
2. "Dad, why are we hauled off to the trenches?" "I don't know, son, I'm not into politics."
3. For a long time, the government told us, "if you don't like Russia, go to another country." Now they tell us, "if you like Russia, go to the trenches."
4. We gave Putin our freedoms in exchange for prosperity and security. Now we have neither freedom, nor prosperity, nor security.
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