I heard this joke from a foreign tour woman of a museum of Communism in Russia... [Apparently this was a real joke told by anti-communist citizens when Stalin was dictator of the Soviet Union] Have you tried Stalin bacon before? *I'm not sure.. I don't think so...* Well, I know for certain that you haven't - the pig's not dead yet.

Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism? The Leader was Stalin

Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin!

Anyone have any Russian and/or Joesph Stalin jokes? I need some jokes for class and they don't have to be funny. Thanks and make sure they are about Russia or Stalin. Edit: Thanks for all the jokes! I'll use some of them for sure.