#mexico

There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured.

in mexico we don't say ""I love you""

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of esé's

The pope is in Mexico visiting. He lowers the partition and kindly asks if he can drive..... Driver: Excuse me your excellency?

An American businessman . . . . . . travels to Mexico on a company-paid trip for a little R&R. One of the nights he and his co-workers hit the local bar

Mexican Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila

Jose visits America. Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home

in mexico, we don't say "I love you" cause we dont speak english.

2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico

Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion Probably because Mexico has more aliens

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?,"Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

why doesn't mexico have an olympic team?,"because everybody that can run swim or jump in in the united states...

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?,"All those who can run jump and swim are in Texas.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?,"Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves.

Why is it called Justice League of America?,"Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say ""screw it let Justice League of Mexico handle it""? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics?,"Because all their runners jumpers and swimmers are already here.

Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees?,"With the level of crime and political violence they will feel right at home.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?,"Anyone who can run jump or swim is already over the border

Why was Jesus not Mexican?,"No matter how hard God looked he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?,"Because anyone who can run, jump or swim already left.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?,"Because everybody who can run jump and swim are already in the U.S.

How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything.

Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode.