I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.

In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am.

He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico.

Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about