#mexico

What did the army of starving cannibals say when they walked into an abortion clinic in mexico? feed us fetus fajitas! I hope that joke was shitty enough to make you laugh. Inspired from this post in no context

What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country.

Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan

Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border.

Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive.

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico? A señor citizen.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff? Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states...

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died.

why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin...

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp on ge

What do you call sliding into home plate, on a green field in Mexico? Muchas Grassy-ass. I'm sorry.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What's the forecast for Mexico? Chili today, Hot Tamale...

How could Donald Trump support Mitt Romney? Didn't he know Romney was made in Mexico?

Why is it called Justice League of America? Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water.

Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics? Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here.

Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes

Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics? Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well.