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Which is the most common font i Mexico? El Vetica.

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DJ Khaled is a priest in mexico. What does he say at baptism? Another Juan

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Why was Jesus not Mexican? No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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How big is the US-Mexico border wall going to be? It's gonna be YUGE!!!

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why are the Mexicans building a wall? To keep Donald trump out of mexico

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How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone? No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Why does Donald Trump insist on Mexico building the wall between at the US/Mexico border? Because he doesn't want to hire illegal immigrants.

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How come Robert Di Nero doesn't work in Mexico? He's only worth 1 Dinero.

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Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Has anyone listened to the hottest boy band from Mexico? I heard they're called Juan Direction

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican.

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico? ESPΓ‘OL

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico

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What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are.

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Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US.

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What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico.

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Ever wondered why toilet paper is so cheap in Mexico? If so, chances are you haven't had Mexican food before.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray? They prevented hispanic attacks

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