#mexico

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico? So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Two Americans – Brenda and Kenny – were bungee jumping one day when Brenda suddenly had an idea. She said to Kenny: "You know what, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping business in somewhere like Mexico." Kenny thought it was a great idea, so they pooled their money and bought everything they needed for a successful bungeejumping business: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. Then they travelled to Mexico and set up on a town square. As they constructed the tower, a c…

Seeing a man drinking from a stream on his land, an Arkansas farmer shouted: "You don't want to be drinking water from there, it's full of horse piss and cow shit!" "Sorry, I don't understand," said the man. "I'm from Mexico. Can you speak slower please?" "Okay," said the farmer. "If you use two hands, my friend, you'll drink it quicker."

Two neighbours living in New York's stockbroker belt were discussing how they had made their respective fortunes. One said: "When I came here from Mexico three years ago, all I had was the boots on my feet and a sack on my back. Look at me now: a $10 million house, a $3 million penthouse apartment, three classic cars worth $1 million each, a yacht worth $3 million, and $5 million in the bank." "That's amazing," said his neighbour. "Tell me, what was in the sack?" "Twenty-four million dollars."

Swine Flu is the only thing left in Mexico that still does its job.

One summer day, Mark and Tony decide to try bungee-jumping. After a full day of bungee-fun, Mark says, "You know, Tony, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." "You're right," Tony says. So Mark and Tony pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They drive from San Diego to Mexico and set up their equipment on the edge of a cliff. While they construct the tower, a crowd assembles at the bottom of the cliff…

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate them…