#university-of-alabama

Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!""

A Southern Man vs. a Yankee for a job After a lengthy interview process, the HR department selected 2 Gentlemen for a final interview for a top spot in an advertising firm, a Yankee and a Southern man. The final interview challenge was simple enough, come up with a poem for the advertising firms newest client Timbuktu. The Yankee was a Ivy league graduate and jumped up to go first. "" Out across the desert sands, Roams a lonely caravan. Underneath a sky of blue, Destination Timbuktu!"" The adver…

The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same.

I just heard the words ""she received an academic scholarship from the university of Alabama."" I never thought I'd hear ""academic scholarship"", ""university"" and ""Alabama"" in the same sentence.

My philosophy teacher walked in and told a story about his 5 year old daughter. We just went over decartes last class. We ask how his weekend was and he tells us about a philosophy conference at the University of Alabama. And how he was so happy when he Finally went home. He goes on to tell us how proud he was of his daughter. He says to us that he went to tuck his daughter in and randomly asked her does she know that he loves her? She responded ""hmm Idk I mean I think you love me, but you coul…

A University of Alabama graduate gets a job He shows up to his first day of work, and the boss hands him a mop and a bucket. "Hey! I will have you know I'm a graduate of the University of Alabama!" "Oh, I'm sorry," the boss said, "let me show you how to use those."

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots.

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate them…