Two neighbours living in New York's stockbroker belt were discussing how they had made their respective fortunes. One said: "When I came here from Mexico three years ago, all I had was the boots on my feet and a sack on my back. Look at me now: a $10 million house, a $3 million penthouse apartment, three classic cars worth $1 million each, a yacht worth $3 million, and $5 million in the bank." "That's amazing," said his neighbour. "Tell me, what was in the sack?" "Twenty-four million dollars."
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