#el-paso

Good Texan I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County S…

An old trucker rolls in to a truck stop in El paso. He finds the manager of the restaurant there and tells him ""Here's a hundred dollar bill. I want the ugliest woman you can find to serve me a burnt bologna sandwich."" The manager says ""Sir, for a hundred bucks we'll serve you the finest steak dinner we can whip up brought out to you by the finest woman in town"". The trucker says ""I'm not here because I'm hungry, I'm here because I'm homesick"".

I'm a cowboy I get into a bar and they all look at me. filthy, reeking mexicans. I hate these guys. so I slam my fist on a table, everything goes silent. I tell em ''alright beaners. my horse's tied outside. I'm gonna drink a whiskey. then I'm gonna take a shit. when I'm back, my horse better still be tied right where I left it, otherwise... that won't leave me a choice. I'm 'a have to do that same thing I did *back in El paso*'' that scared them silent. I hear a few gasps. I drink my whiskey an…

Why is it called Justice League of America?,"Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say ""screw it let Justice League of Mexico handle it""? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do you call a mexican hitchhiker? El Paso

Why is it called Justice League of America? Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)