Why is it called Justice League of America?,"Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say ""screw it let Justice League of Mexico handle it""? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.
You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time.
Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is "the most fun a girl can have for $15." They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico.
Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.
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