#japan

Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type

I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation.

INDIAN BRAIN vs JAPANESE BRAIN - By Dr Somdutt Prasad In Japan, in a soap manufacturing company the soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyer belt and finally packed in cartons... Many a times it happened that the wrapping machine wrapped the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap. To rectify this problem the Japanese company bought a X-ray scanner from the US for $60,000 to check on the assembly line whether the containe…

I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing.

Only In America A person who speaks two languages is bilingual. A person who speaks three languages is trilingual. A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. What is a person who speaks one language? An American. Only in Japan?

Billy was obsessed with tractors. He grew up on a farm and ever since the very first moment he laid eyes on a tractor he thought they were the most beautiful things he'd ever seen. His parents would take him for rides through the fields on their tractor and started buying him toy tractors to play with. As he grew up he drew pictures of tractors all the time, and collected photos of rare tractors to put up in his bedroom. He bought tractor magazines and joined the Tractor Fanclub, and spent any s…

Weeaboos go to Japan and be like... W-where are the subtitles?

Geography of a woman Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open. Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful. Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Sp…

The sailor's birthday Because of a minor infraction, a sailor aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, ""They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday."" As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, ""They can bust me, the…

The Tsunami in Japan Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese

I like my women like just like my cars 12 years old and made in Japan Edit: Made in the 90's and topless in the summer?

As schoolgirl skirts get shorter... ...anemia rates grow in Japan.

Just a simple solution. Obviously North Korea made a mistake, although we should forgive and forget. Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony? Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

An American man is on a golf tour in Japan The night before his first match he decides to wonder through the city and do some site seeing. Unexpectedly, he comes across a brothel. The man tries to reason with himself but talks himself into going in anyway. He walks to the counter and tells the woman at the front desk that he wants one woman for the next hour. So, she takes him by the hand and leads him down a long hallway to a room. He steps in and she closes the door behind him. There's a young…

Alucard is a vampire. Spell his name backwards it's Dracula. Dracula was a vampire. Alucard is Dracula. I bet Alucard last name is Yagami. Alucard Yagami in Japan would make it appear like this: Yagami Alucard. Reverse the names and it will say I'm a gay Dracula. Translate it and it will say Edward Cullen.

Crowbar from sears There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in andWhack!knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, ""That was a karate chop from Korea."" The little guy thinks ""Geez,"" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a suddenWhack!the big dude knocks him down again and says, ""That was a judo chop from Japan."" So the little guy has had en…

The difference between Karate and Judo. Karate is a combat and self defense technique developed in japan that requires years of intense training and dedication to master. Judo is what they make bagels out of.

Looking for jokes with ""Where do"" and ""When do"" I teach English in Japan, and my next lesson is ""Where/when do"". For instance, ""Where do you play tennis?"" I'm looking for some clean jokes that start with either of these phrases. So far, the only one I have is ""Where do cows go on the weekends?"" ""The mooooovies."" Any help is appreciated!

Four cops had to take a test... They were all asked the same question: ""What would you do if a man with a knife was coming at you?"" The Cop from the U.K answered by listing the steps in order what he was taught to do in Police Academy and in the Police Handbook The Cop from the U.S Answered: ""BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG"" The Cop from Japan answered: ""Disarm the man and arrest him using any form of martial arts that is best suited"" The Cop from Canada answered: ""Please put the knife down.""

After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea.

Clever son! Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me? Son: No, I just want to visit Japan. Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to? Son: France. Father: See? Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan! :D

A California business man, while in Japan... for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling ""Gama Su!, Gama Su!"". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had ple…

A Serbian joke about the Japanese A Serb and a Japanese are talking about various things, and they come to the topic of economy. The Serb asks: - Really, what are you Japanese doing so that Japan has such a great economy? Please tell me, so that we may do it too. The Japanese responds: - I will tell you. It is no big secret, actually it is quite simple. Japan has such a great economy because, every day, I work two hours for myself, two hours for my wife and children, and six hours for Japan. The…

a man is sitting in a bar in a bar when another man comes up and kicks him in the head the attacker then says ""that was a round-house kick, from Thailand!"" and walks away. the next night the same man is sitting at the bar when the same attacker runs up to him and punches him in the jaw. ""That was an upper-cut, from Turkey!"" and then abruptly walks away again. on the third night, the man is sitting in the same bar when he is attacked, again, out of no where by the same guy, and again after ki…