#japan

Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens in Japan stays in Japan Until she turns 18, that is.

An American, a Japanese Man and an Australian are stuck on an Island When they stumble upon a genie's lamp. The American rubs it and the Genie comes flying out and says ""You have awoken me from my slumber, thus I shall grant you 3 wishes."" The American says ""I wish to be back home with my beautiful family in America."" And he disappears in a cloud of smoke. Then the Japanese man says ""I wish to be home in Japan with a new family with great wealth."" And he disappears in a cloud of smoke. Fin…

What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said.

Guy one: ""Bro I missed the first world war..."" Guy two: ""Don't worry man, they made a sequel"" Guy three: ""I heard it bombed in Japan""

I just bought a new house. And its causing a rift in my family. We just moved into the city, a relatively small city, near some historical landmarks, really deep downtown jnto almost hipster territory. Anyways, the house we moved into is some old religious art studio long since forgotten, with no more art to be seen of course. But its come with much more than we have bargained for. The city is constantly on our ass about what we can, and cannot renovate. Their main concern is this bible passage …

LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way

Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales

Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news

A man in Japan A man was on holiday in Japan. As a huge anime fan, he went to visit with Miyazaki and was lucky enough to join a group of tourists and be shown around the studios. During the tour he noticed a room marked 'life size mock ups' (in Japanese, of course, a language that the gentleman was fluent in). Hanging back a little, he waited until the rest of the group had turned a corner and slipped inside. His eyes widened as he saw full size sets of nearly the entire back catalogue of Studi…

What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef

A UK businessman returns from Japan... after spending a few weeks out there trying to gain some new clients and drum up new business. During his trip he had some serious down time and got busy with a few of the local girls. One in particular seemed extremely satisfied during their encounter. She didn't speak a word of English but screamed ""Nakahi"" in utter delight throughout. Returning after a successful trip, he arranges lunch with one of the UK's top businessmen who has a lot of potential Ja…

Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would.

Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan. His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide.

Little Mary was living in Japan during the 1940s. Then one day, the Americans dropped an atomic bomb on the city she was living in. Where did she go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2.

I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty.

Japan got Imperialist Cancer... But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy.

This will make you groan.. I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst....

Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?

We should send Uma Thurman to Japan She's good at fighting 8.8's

Wong ho A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling ""Gama Su!, Gama Su!"". Hearing this, the Californian knew he ha…

Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!

A horrible Charlie Brown joke Charlie Brown and the rest of the Peanuts are doing a project for school that requires them to select the name of a country out of a hat. Lucy goes first and gets the United States. Linus goes up and picks Japan. Finally, after everybody else has selected their country, Charlie Brown is the only one left. He nervously steps up to the hat, picks a name out of it, and groans. Upon sitting back at his seat, Linus asks him what's wrong. Charlie Brown sighs and simply sa…