A man is stranded on a desert island... ... When all of a sudden a beautiful brunette in full scuba gear strides out of the water surrounding the island. She sits down next to the awestruck man and says, ""Would you like a cigarette?"" The man agrees, and she unzips a pouch on her thigh and pulls out some cigarettes and a lighter. After they've finished their cigarettes, the brunette says, ""Would you like a drink?"" The man agrees, and the woman opens a small bag at her waist, and takes out a s…