A man is stranded on a desert island... ... When all of a sudden a beautiful brunette in full scuba gear strides out of the water surrounding the island. She sits down next to the awestruck man and says, ""Would you like a cigarette?"" The man agrees, and she unzips a pouch on her thigh and pulls out some cigarettes and a lighter. After they've finished their cigarettes, the brunette says, ""Would you like a drink?"" The man agrees, and the woman opens a small bag at her waist, and takes out a small bottle of champagne and two glasses. As they sip their drinks, the brunette leans forward and says, ""Would you like to play around?"" The man's eyes widen and he yells, ""You've got golf clubs in there as well?""