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The lovely kids from a funny friend's facebook -------------- Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir; It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) -------------- Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) -------------- Teacher: Glenn, how to you spell 'crocodile'? Gle…

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Trump, King Salman and El Chapo Donald Trump, King Salman and El Chapo meet on top of the trump tower in Chicago to brag to each other how rich they are. King Salman brought a barrel with him and Trump was afraid he was going to make it explode, so he asks: ""What are you going to do with that?"". The King answers: ""This is a barrel of oil, I have enough of it in my country anyway, when I throuw this off the building, I wouldn't even miss it."" So he throws his barrel of oil off the building. T…

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Trump Meets The Queen Arriving in England in his private jet, Mr. Trump boarded a waiting limousine where he met the Queen. Together they drove to London where they switched to a carriage hitched to six white horses. As the coach proceeded to Buckingham Palace, the rear horse let fly a putrid, long-hovering fart. The coach stunk like a sewage treatment plant and Mr. Trump held a handkerchief over his nose. The Queen turned to Donald and said: ""Mr. Trump, please accept my humblest apologies, but…

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Donald and the Queen A private Lear jet arrives at Heathrow International Airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse let…

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THE COMPLETE 'DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN' SONG He's making a list He's checking it twice he gonna find out if your Muslim or white Donald Trump is coming to town If he doesn't get his way, he's going to pout He's building a wall to keep Mexicans out Donald Trump is coming to town He says he not racist, its for Americas sake then why does his skin tone make look like he's half baked You better watch out, he'll make you cry We're all gonna pout, I'm telling you why Donald Trump is coming to to…

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Donald Trump and a Pig To avoid protests and negative press, Donald Trump decides to go to his next campaign rally in his limo alone with his driver. They take the scenic route through lonely farmlands. Not another soul in sight for miles, Trump enjoys the view and dozes off to sleep. As luck would have it, his limo runs over a pig that suddenly ran across the road. The limo comes to a screeching halt, waking Trump. Both men get out of the limo to see the now flattened pig. Looking around, they …

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Buying Brains This joke takes place in the very distant future, so distant that shops exist where ordinary people can walk in and buy the brains of famous people from the past. Three guys walk into one such shop and begin to look around. The first guy spots Michael Jackson's brain on the shelf, so he asks the cashier ""Hey, I see Michael Jackson's brain up here. How much do you want for it?"" The cashier says ""How about 25 thousand?"" The guy pays accordingly and walks out with Michael Jackson'…

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