Donald Trump walks into a Mexican bar The Mexican bar was filled with Mexicans. Donald asks a Mexican bartender to serve him the finest drink in the bar. The Bartender returns with a drink and says it's aged 20 years. Donald takes a gulp and comments, ""Is this the best you got?"" The Mexican bartender replies, ""My dad who is 40 years is not working today!""
If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food
I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair.
Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.
Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm.
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