Trump, King Salman and El Chapo Donald Trump, King Salman and El Chapo meet on top of the trump tower in Chicago to brag to each other how rich they are. King Salman brought a barrel with him and Trump was afraid he was going to make it explode, so he asks: ""What are you going to do with that?"". The King answers: ""This is a barrel of oil, I have enough of it in my country anyway, when I throuw this off the building, I wouldn't even miss it."" So he throws his barrel of oil off the building. The three of them look at the explosion below and El Chapo takes some heroin out of his pocket and says: ""In Mexico I have enough heroin, so I will throw it off the building, just like the Saudid"" and he throws it off the building. The Donald didn't bring anything with him so he just throws the two others off a building saying: ""I have enough muslims and Mexicans in my country""
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