So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday.

In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called "What America would be like if it were a person".

My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account.

Morbidlly obese preteens at the nail salon are what's wrong with America.