#m-n-o

The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet. ""A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"" He asks: ""where's the D?"" ""It's out for Harambe""

Notice anything? B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z Because Apple removed the AUX *cue snare drum*

A teacher asks one of her students what the formula for water was... He said, ""H I J K L M N O"" Teacher: What? Student: Yesterday, you said the formula for water is H2O

The lovely kids from a funny friend's facebook -------------- Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir; It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) -------------- Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) -------------- Teacher: Glenn, how to you spell 'crocodile'? Gle…

Little Johnny was in School When the teacher asked the class ""What is the chemical formula for Water?"" Johnny raised his hands and shouts ""H I J K L M N O"" The teacher looks confused and asked Johnny if he was even listening in last weeks class. Johnny Replied ""Well you told us it was H to O last week""

When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z""

What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-…

One day in class, little Johnny asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher said, “First recite your ABCs.” So Johnny said, “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z” The teacher asked, “Where’s your P?” And Johnny replied, “Halfway down my pants.”

Notice anything? B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z Because Apple removed the AUX

This guy went to school and he asked "May I use the bathroom?" The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's." The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher asked "Where's the p? He replied, " running down my leg!"