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I was looking to buy a truck I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to see how that new truck would ""feel"" before they become old. The salesperson was wearing a ""Hillary for President"" lapel pin and sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its ""wonderful"" options. The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the

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Donald Trump is on a plane with leaders from all over the world They are all bragging about how well their countries are doing. The Japanese president grabs a bag of electronics, throws them off the plane claiming ""we have so much electronics I can afford to throw a bag of it out the plane"" The Korean president grabs a bag of rice, throws them off the plane claiming, ""we have so much rice I can afford to throw a bag of it out the plane"" President of Ireland grabs a bag of bottles of beer, ch

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Donald Trump was interviewed for his list of favorite things. Q: What's your favorite Disney movie? A: Snow White Q: What's your favorite song? A: White Light, White Heat Q: What's your favorite Christmas song? A: White Christmas Q: What's your favorite rock band? A: White Snake Q: What's your favorite movie in general? A: Black Mass Q: That's an interesting break from the pattern. What's it about? A: A guy named Whitey Bulger. Q: (forehead slap)

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