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A plane's pilot is dead and the plane is going to crash. There are 5 passengers and 4 parachutes. The first passenger is Barack Obama, who takes a parachute on the grounds of being ""the president of America"". The second passenger, Mohammed Ali, takes a parachute on the grounds of being ""a famous boxer"". The third passenger, Donald Trump, takes a parachute on the grounds of being ""the smartest man in the world!"" This leaves a little girl and an old lady. The girl wants the old lady to have

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and Donald Trump are on a plane over the ocean... The captain says that the plane is too heavy, and to throw something out the window (yes I realize that if somebody opened a window, that everybody would die, but for the sake of the joke, it wont). The Chinese man throw some noodles out the window and says ""we have too much of this in my country"". The Mexican throws some rice and beans out the window and says ""we have too much of this in my country"". Donald Trum

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Tally-whacker Bill Clinton after playing a round of golf with Supporters, notices Donald trump standing in an adjacent urinal. Suddenly Bill looks down and notices that Donald was quite well endowed. ""Damn, Donald,"" Bill said, ""How did that thing ever get so big?"" ""It's like this, Every night, before I go to bed, I smack it against the bed post ten times. That's all it takes."" ""What a good idea!"" said Bill. ""Hillary's been ignoring me lately; this could really perk up our love life."" L

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The Brass Rat A man walks into a pawn shop one day not looking for anything in particular. While browsing, the man sees a brass rat sitting on a shelf. The brass rat is on its hind legs standing proudly with a human wig on its head. The man picks it up and asks the owner of the shop, ""how much?"" The owner says, ""It's $50, and all sales are final. You cannot bring it back here."" The man accepts this and begins to walk home with the rat. As he is walking, he begins to notice real rats coming f

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A reporter asked Donald Trump ""What is your greatest weakness?"" ""You see that is the problem with america. They always ask me what is America's weakness? Believe me, I will make america not weak again. I will make america great. Believe me. We dont have to think about weakness. China is weak. Mexico is weak. But we are not weak, we are strong. Trust me. Im not a politician. Politicians are liars. Im not a liar. You see america is weak right now because these politicians make america weak. But

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