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Donald Trump on whether he still agrees with his statement that ""women should be punished for having abortions"" ""No, he was asking me a theoretical, or just a question in theory, and I talked about it only from that standpoint. Of course not. And that was done, he said, you know, I guess it was theoretically, but he was asking me a rhetorical question, and I, and I gave an answer. And by the way, people thought from an academic standpoint, and, asked rhetorically, people said that answer was

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Donald Trump goes to meet the queen... ...while there he is most impressed with the service she recieves from her butlers and staff and he asks her how she gets such good employees. She says she screen them for intelligence and proceeds to demonstrate by summoning David Cameron: ""Come here, David. Now answer me,"" she starts, ""if your mother and your father have a child and that child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is that child?"" David looks a bit flustered but answers: ""Why M

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A Story if Trump Wins The Election Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential election. The first night was packed full of activities and tours of the White House. Trump finally got to his room and was falling asleep in his new bed and saw the ghost of George Washington appear in front of him during his dream. Donald called out to him, ""President Washington, he called, how do I become a great President for the United States?"" George thought for a moment and said to Trump, ""President Trump, he sai

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