#donald-trump

How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with every Juan of them.

Donald trump, Hillary clinton, and Ted Cruz are at the top if a cliff.... And they all look at each other. Trump says ""let's all jump off and have a race to the bottom! First one to land wins!"" With out hesitation all three candidates jump. So who wins? SOCIETY!

Donald Trump admitted today that he contracted an STD. He has hairpiece.

This joke isn't funny. Donald Trump

Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again.

If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are falling off the edge of a cliff and you can only reach out to save one of them, what kind of sandwich do you make? Heard this from a friend who probably heard it from a Facebook friend who probably got it from reddit. So if it's a repost... go make a sandwich.

1000 shrinks donate hair samples to create genetically optimized SuperShrink for Donald Trump He he...

Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary.

The obligatory ""cattle guard"" joke for the next president Stolen from [Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp) For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the ""guards,"" probably because they fear getting their…

Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus.

What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here

Trump, Clinton and Sanders were all captured by terrorists They were set to be executed one by one by a firing squad but they thought of a plan on how to escape. First to be executed was Sanders, Sanders shouted ""Hailstorm!!"" While the terrorists were panicking, Sanders escaped. Next was Clinton, Clinton shouted ""Tornado!!"" While the terrorists were panicking, Clinton escaped. The last was Trump, Trump shouted ""Fire!!"" The terrorists followed and shot Donald Trump.

Donald Trump and a Mexican find a genie's lamp They rub the lamp and the genie that appears tells them they can have three wishes, two for the person who found the lamp and one for his companion. Trump, of course, claims that he found the lamp and proceeds to make his wishes. Trump: First, I want all Mexicans kicked out of the United States. Every single one. Genie: It is done. Trump: And secondly, I want a wall all the way around the United States. 200 feet tall and made of concrete. On the bor…

Leap Day should be an international holiday where all business is expressly forbidden. Everyone gets a ""free day"" to spend extra time with loved ones, chase dreams, or try something new. No explanation needed, this proposal is a big joke in itself worse than Donald Trump

For the last few weeks, whenever I get into a conversation with someone... I just wanna say ""ISIS, Donald Trump, Leonardo Dicaprio, Bye.""

Why is Donald Trump such a surprise? People did Nazi him coming.

A man bumped into me on the train the other day and said, ""Remember Donald Trump."" Then the same fellow followed me home from the bar and said, ""Remember Donald Trump."" Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, ""Remember Donald Trump."" I thought, ""That's it, I'm going to the Police."" I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man. I said, ""Yes, he always reminds me of Donald Trump.""

Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupeer

Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down.

Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for.

Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling.

Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson.

Donald Trump is Anti-Immigration But ironically, if he wins... there will be a lot of Americans immigrating outta the country

Donald Trump on not repeating himself at last nights debate: ""I do not repeat myself! I do not repeat myself!"" Funny, cause its true.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and Donald Trump ? One is big loud and smelly the other is a mythological creature ?