#adolf-hitler

I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid.

Girl: "all boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.

A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...

1941. Adolf Hitler visits Ausschwitz On the ashfield he meets a small jewish girl. She asks:"" Hitler Hitler, wanna play?"" Hitler, honorable as he is. Kneels down. Smiles at her. Takes a hand full of ash and throws it in her face"" here little one. Play with your siblings""

An old man wins the lottery. He goes to his synagogue, walks up to his rabbi and says ""I want to donate 10 million dollars to the synagogue on one condition."" the rabbi's eyes start to sparkle and he replies ""Of course sir, whatever you wish we will do."" The old man states ""I want you to erect a statue of Adolf Hitler in your courtyard"" The look in the rabbi's eyes turns to rage as he states ""Why would you want us to commit this travesty to our people?"" the old man shrugs, lifts up his s…

One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!""

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? half of an adolf hitler

You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race!

Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice.

What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had big hands

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?""

Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? Artificial Intelligence.

Hitler Joke One day, Adolf Hitler was just hanging out in Germany after he became leader. He became thirsty and asked his servant, ""will you please fetch me a glass of juice?"". ""Of course, sir"", the servant replied A few minutes passed and Hitler still didn't receive his juice. He calls for his servant and says, ""where is my juice?"". ""Gassing them as we speak"", replied the servant. ""What are you talking about?"", replied Hitler curiously. ""All the Jews, gone"", stated the servant. Hitl…

Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler walks into a bar He orders a beer

Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler""

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler.

I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew.

A man goes to an oracle to learn about his future Oracle says ""I see horrible things for you in the future, you will cause the death of countless people"" Crushed by the sight of the oracle, the man decides to kill himself than to cause the death of so many people. He goes to a train track and lays down, hoping to change his future. Just as he he hears the sound of the train coming, he notices a little kid playing on the tracks, unaware of the train. The man rushes and snags the kid just as the…

What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree

Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr

What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen? Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes

What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)

AMA Request: Adolf Hitler

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Neville Chamberlain? Neville Chamberlain takes a weekend in the country. Adolf Hitler takes a country in the weekend. (First told circa 1938)