#michael-phelps

Watched Michael phelps, paragon of athleticism, win a 4th gold medal in a row while I ate a comically large mole-drenched Mexican sandwich

Michael Phelps & I have a combined 19 gold medals & 4 DUI's.

With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially.

*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*

Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work

Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath.

I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool.

(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race.

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race!

Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!

Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer.

Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team I hope he holds our flag high.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race

Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong.

If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Phelps can end a race.

If I were stranded on a deserted island with 3 things of my choice... I would have to choose Michael Phelps

What’s the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race...